Is It Friday Yet?

Reason #239 why I don’t watch much TV any more:

So I’ve got occasion to buy Costco-sized quantities of Advil or some substitute thereof. Amazon seems like a good place to look, naturally. But used ibuprofen…?

Another threat to the environment: marijunana farms. Among the sins are erosion, leaky diesel equipment contaminating the soil and water, clean water diverted for irrigation, poison left for crop-eating wildlife, and fertilizer bags left laying around (the sheriff there suggests requiring a deposit on the fertilizer bags so they’ll be returned). Almost all valid points, but coming out of Berkeley, there naturally has to be a wacko angle:

“Organic and sustainable growing practices are well suited to this hardy plant. Cartels, diesel generators, and poisons are not. Consumers can demand the greening of the green, and move growers in the direction of environmentally friendly marijuana.”

“If you are reading this then I can only assume that you have removed the pond under which this note is buried.”

Things Younger than John McCain.

“Minneapolis school bans touching”, including recess games like football and tag.

But music class is exempt… which could lead to (gasp) dancing.

From the ICanHasCheezburger folks comes Pundit Kitchen.

Warren Buffett, the filthy rich CEO of Berkshire Hathaway, had this to say regarding concerns about his age (74) and that of his vice chairman (84) at the annual shareholders meeting:

“At the average age of 80, we’re aging at the average rate of only 1 1/4% per year. That’s a lot better than younger people.”

The real lyrics to Creedence Clearwater Revival’s “Have You Ever Seen the Rain?”:

Slate magazine has assembled a small pile of Obama puns into this handy Encyclopedia Baracktannica.

Click “More” to get another definition. (It’s not a paid ad, nor an endorsement of the pied piper.)