A very large sculpture featuring an unusual method of bovine propulsion: “What you see may not be real.”

Instead of bringing 150 pounds of urine and wastewater back to Earth as cargo on the Space Shuttle, they send it down separately: Space Shuttle Unleashes Magnificent Plume of Pee

Direct from Yahoo! Answers:

Apparently he hasn’t actually been watching either one of them…

How do you tell someone it’s snowing outside on April Fool’s Day?

Twitter has its uses, I’m sure. For the rest of it, there’s satire:

Archie McPhee, $6.95.

Also available: “I use this bag because my wife cares about the environment”, “I usually leave this bag in my car”, and “Buy locally – Made in China”.

Something to consider next time your Uncle Sam hits you up for cigarette money at the same he bets cash he ain’t got with his Wall Street bookie: Uncle Sam’s Credit Score

Even before its unveiling at the MacWorld Expo today, The Onion has the scoop on Apple’s newest innovation:

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

Here’s a handy questionnaire to help you find out how long you’d survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor.

Reason #239 why I don’t watch much TV any more: