That Various Artists guy gets around.

6 Degrees of Black Sabbath does for musicians what The Oracle of Bacon does for actors.

One can only hope.

A very large sculpture featuring an unusual method of bovine propulsion: “What you see may not be real.”

Urine for a show.

Instead of bringing 150 pounds of urine and wastewater back to Earth as cargo on the Space Shuttle, they send it down separately: Space Shuttle Unleashes Magnificent Plume of Pee

Four months wasn’t long enough.

Direct from Yahoo! Answers:

Why am I only getting two TV channels? I have two televisions and am used to getting 11 to 16 channels, but I can only get two or three. BOTH of my TVs have the same problem, and the guy in the trailer next to me can only get one channel. Is this a result of a solar flare? My internet still works.

Apparently he hasn’t actually been watching either one of them…

The cruelest month indeed.

How do you tell someone it’s snowing outside on April Fool’s Day?

Twitter gets a sound thwashing.

Twitter has its uses, I’m sure. For the rest of it, there’s satire:

Them’s fightin’ words.

betterthanyouArchie McPhee, $6.95.

Also available: “I use this bag because my wife cares about the environment”, “I usually leave this bag in my car”, and “Buy locally – Made in China”.

Believe me, I know the type.

Something to consider next time your Uncle Sam hits you up for cigarette money at the same he bets cash he ain’t got with his Wall Street bookie: Uncle Sam’s Credit Score

Reinventing the click wheel.

Even before its unveiling at the MacWorld Expo today, The Onion has the scoop on Apple’s newest innovation:


Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

Safety tip: stay away from bunk beds.

Here’s a handy questionnaire to help you find out how long you’d survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor.