Uh, I’ll have the coffee, thanks.

This reminds me too much of this.

Mario and Luigi who?

Some hard-hitting journalism from Inside Edition, circa 1988:

Suuure it’s safe for work.

Short for “mini bobsled”, I presume, the MiniBob has a rather unfortunate design. Just remember it’s a sled. 

His mother is so proud.

(Really.) A nine year old British lad has broken the world record for hanging spoons from his face.