Laziness is hard work.

Someone has built a robotic slingshot to keep his dachshund entertained:

One of them is winning.

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LOLcats, meet Fail Dogs.

Try not to make any wisecracks :30 in.

Another news item: a woman accidentally runs down two cows, one winds up in the back seat. (video)

Oh, what a tangled web we weave.

You may have seen those photos of webs made by drugged spiders. Here’s some research out of Canada that sheds a little more light on the subject:

Life is not all kittens and rainbows.

There’s puppies, too.

Halloween gone to the dogs.

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Oh, the horror: Good Housekeeping magazine Pet Costume Competition featuring dogs (and a few cats) in adorable little costumes.

Scoop.

Our local newspaper has been into some hard-hitting journalism this week, but I’m shocked that they’ve missed this: Kevin Costner’s dog trainer.

That’s one spoiled hippo.

Jessica the hippopotamus (video) eats with this South African family’s dogs, drinks coffee twice a day, is allowed in the kitchen, and gets massages.

Jessica has a snack in the kitchen

Chupacabra, eat your heart out.

Another animal story I’m including here mainly for the title… according to the Guardian a legend of large fearless apes in the Congo turns out to be mostly true: Found: the giant lion-eating chimps of the magic forest

Bonus line: “He is keen to point out though that they don’t howl at the moon.”

Just don’t ask about the hedgehogs.

“We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area.”