Is It Friday Yet?

New lyrics for A-Ha’s “Take on Me”, reflecting what’s really going on in the video:

“One Toke Over The Line”, as seen on the Lawrence Welk show:

Hand Musician Gerry Phillips plays popular tunes through his magical hand farts.

And he’s built up quite a repertoire.

“Rickrolling” is the juvenile act of disguising a link to ’80s pop sensation Rick Astley’s video “Never Gonna Give You Up” as something more interesting, like recently declassified footage from the Zapruder film.

Even though it’s April Fool’s Day today, I’m not going to do that. Instead, I present you with two unidentified videos. One is a live performance of the song, and one is, uh, not.

“Never Gonna Give You Up”
“Never Gonna Give You Up”

Ladies and gentlemen, Those Darn Accordions.

The Museum of Bad Album Covers.

The Vienna Vegetable Orchestra have been playing on their food since 1998. Their musical styles range from jazz to hip-hop to ‘electronic’. (Salsa is not mentioned.) And for an encore, they serve soup.

Thanks to some in-depth research at The Louie Louie Pages, here’s a faithful transcription of the lyrics to “Louie, Louie” as sung by the Kingsmen. Prudes be warned: the page also includes the dirty versions.

See also: The Louie Report.

Keepon is a little yellow robot designed for research into social communication; i.e., it’s programmed to look like it’s paying attention to people. But that’s just its day job.

If you’ve been eagerly waiting for the day your inland home becomes beachfront property, you may have missed Spinal Tap’s July 7 ressurection reunion for the Live Earth concert at Wimbledon Wembley Stadium.

MSN has put video of all the Live Earth performances online for your viewing pleasure, including Spinal Tap’s “Stonehenge” (complete with dancing dwarves), “Warmer than Hell” (obligatory global warming song), and “Big Bottom” (with more bass than ever).