See? See? We can’t help it!

Thanks to scientists with expensive brain scanners, we now know that men are actually wired to treat women as objects: when shown pictures of women in bikinis, the part of men’s brains dealing with tools lights up.

Further research is necessary, of course…

There is a cure for dignity.

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It’s right under your nose.

Mustaches of the Nineteenth Century.

Halloween gone to the dogs.

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Oh, the horror: Good Housekeeping magazine Pet Costume Competition featuring dogs (and a few cats) in adorable little costumes.

And only outlaws will wear kilts.

The BBC reports that legislation has been introduced in Scotland to force kilt wearers to license their sporrans.

…To protect badgers.

Around here our tools work for a living.

Combine a sledgehammer with an old sweater (and high ceilings) for a revolutionary exercise plan that simulates manual labor like shoveling, chopping wood, and driving fence posts.

Hey, it’s free…

Don’t give Mom any ideas.

You Knit What?

You Knit What?? features some really painful examples of knit items. And may trigger some traumatic childhood memories.

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Thanks to last night’s barbecue, I am more certain than ever that I am a cat person. Nonetheless, this does have a wee tiny infinitesimal (not to mention small) bit of charm to it:

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A Rosey by any other name

Someone found an old crafts book and uploaded samples to photo-sharing siteFlickr:

Rosey Grier’s Needlepoint for Men came out in 1973. At 6’5″ and 300 pounds, he didn’t care if you thought he was a sissy or not.

Don’t encourage them

Voting is in progress for the 5th annual Duck® Tape Stuck at Prom prom-outfit-made-of-duct-tape contest. Some truly, uh, remarkable entries.