It’s islands all the way down.
The thought process must have gone like this: “Okay, so there are islands in lakes, and lakes in islands, and surely there are islands in lakes in islands. Hmmm…“
Is It Friday Yet?
The kopi luwak of blogs.
Love the living daylights out of it.
“An emotional piece of furniture that integrates playtime, fitness and emotional balance for children & parents equally in a domestic environment.” Or a training tool for budding abusive spouses: Punch’n'Cuddle.
$#!%less in Seattle
Some Halloween joy for the locals: the Evergreen Paranormal Group has a nice long list of haunted places in Washington (no, the other one). Here’s an especially creepy one:
Concrete – Mount Baker Hotel – Make it known that if you are going to this hotel, and you go upstairs be prepared, you will see a little girl about 4, with red hair and blue jean shorts on, with a pink shirt on! She might try to push you down the stairs (Do Not Be Alarmed!) but it does not work. All you can feel is a sort of tingle go through your body. You can hear a little girls voice saying “The bad woman?s gonna hurt me!” Also you might hear “Turn around, the bad woman will hurt you!” People say that her mother used to beat her to death.
The new Cone of Shame.
When police in Peoria, Illinois want to clean up a neighborhood, they call in the Armadillo. Painted in police colors, loaded with cameras, and made further vandal-resistant, the retired armored truck is parked in front of a drug dealer’s house and left there. Poof, the problem goes away.
I wonder if there’s one that can get rid of Wal-Marts.
Foom, you’re it.
The mass media misread it as “lighter fluid tag” and spread the story like wildfire, but the real story is just as dumb: some guys get drunk and take turns spraying themselves with Tag deodorant (strike 1) and setting it on fire (strike 2), then one kicks it up a notch by spraying lighter fluid on his flaming pal. Clearly my youth was not misspent enough.
How do you make a cannonball float?
Normally the recipe involves ice cream…
I’m not going to lose any sleep over it.
The USA starts pretending sundown is an hour later this Sunday the 8th. Silly humans.
13 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Daylight Saving Time
Just got wind of this.
This just in: according to CNET, the makers of two competing fart simulators for the iPhone, InfoMedia’s “iFart Mobile” and Air-O-Matic’s “Pull My Finger”, are fighting over trademark issues related to use of the phrase “pull my finger.”
According to court documents there are 75 fart simulators available at the App Store.