Zero to .50 caliber.

Jeremy Clarkson of “Top Gear” hates the Toyota Prius:

Goes like stink.

In case you wanted your ‘57 Chevy to smell like bubble gum: fuel fragrances. Including “Light Em Up Licorice”, “Turbo Tangerine”, and “Peel Out Pina Colada”.

Safe for badgers too.

At 2294 cc, its engine is larger than many cars have. But this video makes the Triumph Rocket III motorcycle look even more impressive than it already is:

Ironically, it takes a while to load.

This time saving tip is part of Sprint’s “wait less” advertising campaign: Turbo Parking.

Half tree, half machine.

Old Woodies features an exhaustive extensive gallery of wood-bodied vehicles of all shapes and sizes, and plenty of history to go around. Interesting bit from the site: “In their heyday, woodies were often the most expensive cars offered by a manufacturer and many tallied impressive sales figures” when wood shifted from just a construction material to become a fashion statement.

You have been warned.

According to research by InsuranceHotline.com, Libras are the astrological sign most likely to have an auto accident and fifth most likely to get a ticket.

Fun Fact: I averaged 18 months per car between 1983 and 2000.

Bark seat driving.

50 animals drunk.
50 animals driving.
Oh, and 50 animals in casts.

Good to know.

New York Times article (free for now) on NASCAR drivers’ newfound attention to nutrition: At 190 M.P.H., Who Needs a Spare Tire?

Forcing drivers to drink during the race is one of the most challenging aspects. To help, the system was designed so the sports drink is kept cold. And drivers are encouraged to simply urinate in their suits.

“It’s not a matter of comfort,” Mr. Ellis said. “A full bladder can dull the body’s natural instinct to hydrate.” (He offers a tip for newcomers: don’t hug your Nascar driver as soon as the race is over.)

Crosswind tests.

Starting the new year off right: a video of Cars being blown over by a 747’s exhaust.

The coolest Lincoln around.

Sometimes, you just have to have air conditioning, no matter what it takes.