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From Mental Floss magazine by way of Neatorama: 4 Holy Women Transformed by Cheese

You bet your life.

In what sounds like an April Fool’s joke from the Onion, KFC is test marketing a new sandwich called the “Double Down”, featuring cheese and bacon between two slices of fried chicken:

Food blog So Good has more on this tempting abomination.

The new Cone of Shame.

When police in Peoria, Illinois want to clean up a neighborhood, they call in the Armadillo. Painted in police colors, loaded with cameras, and made further vandal-resistant, the retired armored truck is parked in front of a drug dealer’s house and left there. Poof, the problem goes away.

I wonder if there’s one that can get rid of Wal-Marts.