Always with America’s best interest in mind, the DHS is working on a new radiation scanner that is just as effective but costs twice as much:
“The Department of Homeland Security has said the new machines it is developing can distinguish between kitty litter and dangerous radioactive material and produce fewer false alarms than the current ones.”
I believe I’ve discovered the source of half the (why God why) PowerPoint slide shows my father forwards for my amusement: Corrupted-files.com. Like the name says, they offer deliberately corrupted Word, Excel, and PowerPoint files that you can use as a delaying tactic while you scramble to get your homework done.
Direct from Yahoo! Answers:
Apparently he hasn’t actually been watching either one of them…