Suuure it’s safe for work.

Short for “mini bobsled”, I presume, the MiniBob has a rather unfortunate design. Just remember it’s a sled. 

This won’t hurt a bit.

From The Onion News Network:

Study: Most Children Strongly Opposed To Children’s Healthcare

This game is a gas.

Fly your character through mazes with a unique method of propulsion: Puzzle Farter.

Please, won’t somebody think of the koi?

“If you are reading this then I can only assume that you have removed the pond under which this note is buried.”

Questionable taste.

There’s Stuff On My Cat, and then there’s this.