Safety video.

Klaus’ first day as a forklift driver. In German with subtitles (and gore).

Just the thing for those itchy tentacles.

For the Zork fans.

Yet another variation on LOLcats: LOLGRUES.

You heard me.

Previously on Lost: What?

Just scratching the surface.

Hello Kitty Hell reports the existence of a Hello Kitty belt sander.

Run.

Have you ever seen Lorraine?

The real lyrics to Creedence Clearwater Revival’s “Have You Ever Seen the Rain?”:

Is Obama even a word?

Slate magazine has assembled a small pile of Obama puns into this handy Encyclopedia Baracktannica.

Click “More” to get another definition. (It’s not a paid ad, nor an endorsement of the pied piper.)

His mother is so proud.

(Really.) A nine year old British lad has broken the world record for hanging spoons from his face.

It doubled as a cathouse.

The Abston Church of Christ is an impressive model of a fictional church done in LEGO blocks.

“Wow! Look at the purple 5!”

The ugly new redesigned $5 bill launched last month incorporates some new features to stimulate the economy by making you want to get rid of it as fast as possible. As part of the promotion, the U.S. Treasury’s money factory produced an overly enthusiastic video that’s good for a few cynical giggles. Visit The New $5 and $100 Dollar Bills and click on “See Consumers’ Reactions”.