INCOMING!!!

For reference later this month: NORAD Tracks Santa. Plus: how they got into the Santa tracking business.

Will it vend?

Everybody needs a hobby. This person has been taking a picture of the same Japanese vending machine almost daily for the last two years.

‘Tis the season.

Now that Christmas is upon us (just look around, it’s everywhere!) it’s time to drag out the ugly Christmas lights.

Sharpie first, *then* butter.

Another one of those buy-a-spot-on-my-webpage thingies: Your Name on Toast.

I know it when I hear it.

Thanks to some in-depth research at The Louie Louie Pages, here’s a faithful transcription of the lyrics to “Louie, Louie” as sung by the Kingsmen. Prudes be warned: the page also includes the dirty versions.

See also: The Louie Report.

Goes like stink.

In case you wanted your ’57 Chevy to smell like bubble gum: fuel fragrances. Including “Light Em Up Licorice”, “Turbo Tangerine”, and “Peel Out Pina Colada”.

Toasty terrapins?

My brother spotted this in a shopping center near San Diego:

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