This just in: German scientists tested the effectiveness of traditional acupuncture, fake acupuncture, and good old drugs & physical therapy. Turns out that the half-assed acupuncture was almost as good as the proper Chinese acupuncture at relieving pain, so you can save a bundle by letting your hippie sister-in-law who works at the health food store practice on you. And either one was better than the control group getting the drugs and therapy bit. (You should humor the good doctor anyway.)
Bonus amusement: the research was done in Bad Abbach.
Baffled by what the TV shows you every night before Jay Leno? Me too. But rest assured Uncle Jay Explains the News won’t change that a bit.
Old Woodies features an exhaustive extensive gallery of wood-bodied vehicles of all shapes and sizes, and plenty of history to go around. Interesting bit from the site: “In their heyday, woodies were often the most expensive cars offered by a manufacturer and many tallied impressive sales figures” when wood shifted from just a construction material to become a fashion statement.
Laura sends this in: Star Trek inspirational posters.
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