With her golden lasso and invisible fridge.

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Some brilliant (and other) sketches of Big Beautiful Wonder Woman:

“I don’t know a lot of amazons, but I’m assuming they wouldn’t be wafer-thin. So yeah, there you go.”

Brrr.

Proof that global warming is being blown out of proportion…

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Still not sick of them?

Where it all began, according to illustrator Adam Koford: The Original Laugh-Out-Loud Cats, or LOLcats imagined as hobos in a vintage comic strip.

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That’s one spoiled hippo.

Jessica the hippopotamus (video) eats with this South African family’s dogs, drinks coffee twice a day, is allowed in the kitchen, and gets massages.

Jessica has a snack in the kitchen

And bears. Don’t forget bears.

I’m putting the phrase that starts with “the definition of insanity” on notice with the unofficial Stephen Colbert “On Notice Board” Generator.

And while we’re at it, “comfort zone.”

…In bed.

Your common household blog full of snarky comments about fortune cookies.

Birds do it, bees do it.

If your zucchini fails to sprout on its own (if you know what I mean), sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands. With the help of a Q-tip. “How to molest your zucchini”

Flushed with pride.

Modern engineering at its finest: the electronic toilet flusher.

How can I leave this behind?

If you’ve been eagerly waiting for the day your inland home becomes beachfront property, you may have missed Spinal Tap’s July 7 ressurection reunion for the Live Earth concert at Wimbledon Wembley Stadium.

MSN has put video of all the Live Earth performances online for your viewing pleasure, including Spinal Tap’s “Stonehenge” (complete with dancing dwarves), “Warmer than Hell” (obligatory global warming song), and “Big Bottom” (with more bass than ever).

Starbucks in view! O, the joy!

My friend “Steve” the carless she-vegan calculates the Walk Score™ for her Ballard apartment and comes up with a well-earned 86. Which makes sense: no car + no wings = walk.

Myself, I live about a mile and a half from the nearest sign of civilization (ironically a Starbucks), giving my sprawling neighborhood a walkability score of 6. Also well earned.