How to render chocolate tasteless.

It’s one thing to sculpt Jesus out of chocolate… it’s another to make the sculpture anatomically correct.

You’re soaking in it.

Through the miracle of television and elbow grease, IIFY is on a new server now. Not that there was anything wrong with the old one, mind you…

Update: Luckily, no one noticed that I secretly replaced the URL with Folgers Crystals by mistake. Ah, being unknown has its benefits.

Thou shalt watch.

Mr. Deity is an irreverent behind-the-scenes visit to God’s office. And damn funny.