An enterprising drunkard comes up with a new ice cream flavor:
So the search for a hangover cure has become paramount. I need something to ease my mind back into the day, something to tighten up the valves downstairs, and several years of intensive trial and error have led me in the direction of two remedies. [...]
Ice cream. Pepto-bismol. Pepto-bismol. Ice cream. After a while, it became obvious. I should combine the two.
Believe it or not, some pets don’t bury their own waste, leaving their owners to pick up after them. (Another reason to be a cat person.)
Poop-Freeze™ is an aerosol spray to freeze the surface of turds to make them easier to pick up.
See also 101 uses for canned air.
…That’s a bee’s nest, the reason for the, uh, natural setting in the back yard. After sundown it’ll be an insecticide-soaked paper bag full of dead bees. And the reward for a successful mission?
I get to mow the back yard.
I may have to rethink this.
True item from Snopes: In 1972, a Swiss freighter nearly sank after catching fire and cooking the 1500 tons of tapioca in its hold.
With spacewalks being commonplace now, it’s not really news if an astronaut loses a tool. But since it’s a spatula, it’s comedy.
You’ve heard of people doing elaborate Etch-A-Sketch art, but here’s one who uses the dusty rear window of his Mini as a temporary canvas.