He should stop right now and build a shrine.
The guy at One Red Paperclip has been bartering his way up the food chain, starting with the eponymous paper clip and eventually to reach a house. Or a genuine General Lee from The Dukes of Hazzard.
Right now, he’s traded through items such as a generator, a snowmobile, a box truck, and now a KISS snow globe by way of an afternoon with Alice Cooper.

Milk it for all it’s worth, kid.
(“eponymous”: 10 points.)




