Is It Friday Yet?

The thought process must have gone like this: “Okay, so there are islands in lakes, and lakes in islands, and surely there are islands in lakes in islands. Hmmm…“

6 Degrees of Black Sabbath does for musicians what The Oracle of Bacon does for actors.

In the tradition of “Big Ten Inch Record”, here’s “Big Ol’ Johnson” by John Reno:

Spotted on Craigslist:

1985 chevy caprice – $1000 (tacoma)

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Date: 2010-03-16, 5:58PM PDT
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Before u start reading ill be honest im selling da car because of the transmission it went out on me took to the auto shop they said 1100 for a whole new transmission so that’s that. I want da car like da car but im broke if u got money and like old schools u got URSELF a good car the car has tinted windows and a cd player its 2 tone gray and dark gray no bullshit the engine and brakes are good its just the Damn transmission call me let know what think or make me an offer about the price i have pictures im willing to send the interior is fuckin clean its burgundy no bullshit. Man if some one comes and picks up those car 1000. Ill give u 20in black rims all four with tires My number is [redacted]

“Glottal Opera”, a short film:

(Caution: shows the part of the human anatomy where voices come from.)

“An emotional piece of furniture that integrates playtime, fitness and emotional balance for children & parents equally in a domestic environment.” Or a training tool for budding abusive spouses: Punch’n'Cuddle.

Choice quote from today’s Art of Manliness article, “So You Want My Job: Juggler”:

“One year later I moved to the Big Island of Hawaii to live at a juggling commune.”

Stuck out in the woods without a turntable? No problem.